UtopiaLand Comic: James Earl Ray Still a Douche/ Fidel Castro Dies
New photos of an old douche-bag released. James Earl Ray, who assassinated Martin Luther King on April 4th, 1968 is the douche-baggish star of this new photo-spread. The photos reveal the startling revelation that: Once a douche-bag, always a douche-bag. I hope that scientists one day clone him so that he can be released into a dinosaur park, and his flesh can be torn from the bones by a velociraptor.
Also: Fidel Castro died. He was believed to have a robotic colon. That's news for now. I'm Chuck Smilington, wishing you nuclear-radiation-free weekend.