Monday, April 4, 2011

UtopiaLand Comic: Obama's Re-Bid, Terry Jones, Radioactive Milk

Today in headlines Barack Obama uses the internets to announce his bid for re-election, Terry Jones likes getting people killed, and I build a dairy farm in my basement to that I can have radiation-free milk.

But first: Barack Obama formally announced Monday that he would once again be seeking the highest seat in our nation as a representative of the Democratic party, sending shockwaves throughout the nation. With three wars on his hands, including his latest military you got to be fucking kidding me launched without the consent of Congress, most assumed he had switched sides, and this time around would be heading up the ticket for the GOP.

In his announcement, Obama encouraged Americans to protect all the change he had brought in his first term. Okay, sure, he passed his health bill, the act for 9-11 responders, gays in the military. But you can't go blowing up every country with oil and still tell me with a straight face that you're not looking a little like ol' George W Bush these days. I digress.

In lighter news, Pastor Terry Jones (not of Monty Python) burned his Koran, and upsetting the muslim world and Moustache afficionadoes everywhere by ruining that look for everyone. Much like Hitler did with his lip fuzz. Here in the states- I still don't like Rebecca Black or her song.

That's the news. Isn't it fun being a part of end times?

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